*Opens to interrogation room with Jack sitting arms crossed
smirking with a detective standing across table*
Detective: “What were you doing the night of Tuesday, July 12.”
Jack: “I was at the market.”, he pauses, “Selling my cow.”
Detective: “Jack, you and I both know that’s not true.”
Detective: “We’re not leaving here until
you tell me about this beanstalk.”
*Detective slams his hands on the table.*
Jack: “I'm not speaking until my attorney is present”
*detective turns computer around with security footage of him sprinkling Miracle Gro on the beanstalk”
*Detective hits space bar to pause video and looks over to Jack*.
Jack: “That...that’s not me. I am not speaking until my lawyer is present.”
CGI: *giant from the fairytale’s foot steps through the ceiling with a briefcase in hand hanging by his side, is so tall
only his knees down is in frame*
Cut to end card.
"It's not magic.™"